Man Up

Through the wonders of digital photography, I've cobbled together a couple of slideshows to the right depicting two groups of faces only their mothers could love.

Goody and Phil, since I didn't have any pictures of you in my digital archives, the two black and whites were the most appropriate facsimiles I could find. Nellie, your stand-in was photographed two years ago during a tour of the Coliseum (the one in Rome, not Nassau County), a highly effeminate Spartacus who took a shine both to me and my wife's purse.

If the three of you would like me to replace your respective avatars with an authentic mug shot, please send one to me via email. In the mean time, its only fair to warn you that the Texans are getting their game faces on, as depicted in the following video taken from the surveillance camera at the Las Colinas CC pro shop.