Viva, La Cuchara Grande!

- WHEN HE ADDRESSES THE BALL…IT ADDRESSES HIM BACK...
- HE REGULARLY SHOOTS HIS AGE…IN DOG YEARS...
- ANYWHERE HE STANDS…BECOMES GROUND UNDER REPAIR...
- WHEN HE NEEDS A RULING…HE SIMPLY ASKS HIMSELF...
- WHEN HE GOES TO DENNY’S…WAITRESSES TIP HIM...
- HE IS…THE SECOND MOST INTERESTING MAN ON HILTON HEAD ISLAND.

“I DON’T ALWAYS DRINK BEER, BUT WHEN I DO, I BUY THE CHEAPEST SHIT I CAN FIND."

"STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS.”

The Most Interesting Man on HHI

The Tournament Committee is pleased to announce that Dos Equis has been selected as the Official Beer of The 2010 Dixie Cup Matches.

Lodging Update

In an effort to help his team maintain their focus during the upcoming Dixie Cup, Captain Spoon has announced that Team Georgia will be staying at the General Putnam Motel, located 62 miles from Hilton Head. In addition to keeping his boys on a tight leash each night, the economics simply proved too compelling for Spoon to pass up (nighly rate $39.00, double-occupancy, with free parking).

Team Georgia members can also upgrade to the Confederate Club level (double-wide trailer) for an extra $20.00/night, earning triple "Putnam Points" that can be redeemed for a free breakfast (regular value = $1.50), as well as nightly manager's reception offering complimentary boiled peanuts, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, and continuous Dukes of Hazzard reruns on the motel's 12" black & white Philco TV.

Whether you decide to upgrade or not, please remember to bring your own towels.

Fashion Citations!

The 2010 Dixie Cup begins one month from today! As we head into the home stretch, our preparations are virtually complete - flights have been booked, lodgings reserved, and our tee times confirmed. As you pack for the trip, let the above picture serve as a guide for what NOT to wear on Hilton Head Island.

If you want to pack light, just create a sign to wear around your neck that says "KICK MY ASS. PLEASE.". You'll provoke the same reaction From the Low Country locals, while conserving space in your luggage to carry more beer, personal hygiene products, golf balls, and other essential items.

When the sun sets over Calibogue Sound, Goody advises all the single boys that the dress code loosens up a little bit, and that he always gets lucky when decked out in the togs depicted in the following video.

Preparations H (HI)

With five weeks to go, preparations for the 2010 Dixie Cup are moving into high gear, with Team Georgia already in two-a-days led by their erstwhile captain and couch surfer, Captain Spoon. In this picture taken from the clubhouse, Spoon is shown practicing his pre-shot routine, visualizing how to execute his approach to a tight pin at Hilton Head National (or perhaps to the biscuits & gravy at the Denny's breakfast buffet).

Truly, a leader of men!

Practice Round

FYI, for those early arrival interested in squeezing in a practice round on Wednesday, Captain Spoon has arranged a 2:00 PM tee time at Island West Golf Club in Bluffton, located approximately 15 minutes from the Savannah airport.

The rate is $37.50/player, so please email Chris if you're interested in playing. Also, please note that Island West is part of the Strom Thurmond Wildlife & Segregation Refuge, with all manner of beasts lurking in the native grasses. You've been warned.