Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Viva, La Cuchara Grande!

- WHEN HE ADDRESSES THE BALL…IT ADDRESSES HIM BACK...
- HE REGULARLY SHOOTS HIS AGE…IN DOG YEARS...
- ANYWHERE HE STANDS…BECOMES GROUND UNDER REPAIR...
- WHEN HE NEEDS A RULING…HE SIMPLY ASKS HIMSELF...
- WHEN HE GOES TO DENNY’S…WAITRESSES TIP HIM...
- HE IS…THE SECOND MOST INTERESTING MAN ON HILTON HEAD ISLAND.

“I DON’T ALWAYS DRINK BEER, BUT WHEN I DO, I BUY THE CHEAPEST SHIT I CAN FIND."

"STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS.”

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